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When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.

Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins

blue blumpkins by Mitchell Hauff September 10, 2013

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Blue Blumpkin

A blumpkin in a porta-john.

That skanky ho gave me a blue blumpkin, then threw up all over her shirt.

Blue Blumpkin by Jvonmuenster June 22, 2018

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Blue Bearded Blumpkin

When you get a blumpkin in a porta- potty and you drop a deuce and the blue water comes up and hits your girl in the chin!

While at the construction site, my girl snuck into the porta-potty with me and gave a blue bearded blumpkin!

Blue Bearded Blumpkin by Boskins05 June 17, 2015

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Blue-Water Blumpkin

A blumpkin, specifically in which the receiving party is in a port-a-potty

You thought a blumpkin was satisfying? Well, a blue-water blumpkin is a whole new realm of pleasure

Blue-Water Blumpkin by Pearislovepearislife February 29, 2020

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Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

Blue house blumpkin by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018

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Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.

The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.

Blue Collar Blumpkin by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025

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Blue collar blumpkin

A blumpkin preformed in the porta-poty of a job site on work hours.

“Hey larry sure is working better than he was before lunch”

“You havent herd? He got a blue collar blumpkin from sarah”

Blue collar blumpkin by Rubnutt March 7, 2026

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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