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Handy smurf is the only smurf who never got blue ball.
by Dugi Wugi September 26, 2005
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1. Slang - To be extremely excited about something soon to happen, and become denied right before the event.

2. Actual - To be aroused to the point of extreme erection, and be denied right before actual intercourse. Testicles become bruised and pain occurs; hence the name and color description: blue balls.
1. I've been craving some MGD beer, but when I got to the bar they gave the last one to some bitch. Damn... what a blue ball.
by Ly (Chubby Cow) February 12, 2004
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When a guy is driven to extreme sexual arousing without ejaculation.

The effect is a dull pain in the testicles that lasts for at least three hours.

The only cure is to beat one off, but this can also be painful, as it hurts to disturb the area.

The best known method is to simply go to bed and sleep it off.
Sharon rubbed her arse on my cock for ages. She wouldn't shag me, so I went home with blue ball.
by Buccio March 1, 2004
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by biggaff July 30, 2004
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a point where a male is sexually worked up, only to be painfully disappointed.
Sasha blue balled Jonny by rubbing his penis and stopping before he was able to cum
by *Shlee* August 21, 2003
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Blue Ball

1. A ball (usually used in the children's game of Kickball) that is blue.
2. A small town in Pennsylvania.
3. A hypothermic male's testicle.
4. The unpleasent feeling in a male's testicular region that results from euphoric sexual arousal that was cut tragically short before the male reaches an orgasm. The pain that results is dull and can last for up to 24 hours, and is comparable to getting ball-tapped for an entire day.
1. Billy and Jane went to play Kickball in the field with their new blue ball.
2. Amos and Jebediah live on a farm in Blue Ball, Pennsylvania.
3. The only thing the man who was buried in an avalanche could think of was his blue ball.
4. That silly, foolish girl didn't know that if she's selfish and doesn't give me an orgasm, I'll get a case of Blue Ball.
by Bert Murray July 16, 2008
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When some male gets horny...and doesn't blow a load.
"AW, Fuck dude, last night, my girlfriend was mad at me, and wouldn't jerk me off, i had the biggest hard-on and now i have blue ball.
by sfafas November 10, 2007
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