Something not going as planned, a let down, an extension of blown,basically. Also means the same as bummer.Can be followed with exclamation point.
person 1: "You know that girl I was going to the movie with tonight"
person 2: "Yeah, man person 3: "Well, she totally flaked out on me
person 4:"Blownsky!!
The proudly plus-size actress who stars as Tracey Turnblad in Hairspray (the 2007 New LIne Cinema big screen adaption of the Broadway musical) and soon to be a member of the nerd herd in Harold.
guy 1: dude how was the party?
guy 2: yeah it was great, i was having such a great time, that i totally blonskyed the living room!
guy 1: lucky! I'veneverpulled a blonsky.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!