blowcock
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blowcock
Someone (usually a guy) who talks big about things to make themself look better. What he can do, buy, etc. Usually what they are saying is not true at all, or it's a very large exaggeration of the truth.
James was being such a blowcock again, ranting about how many women he's been with and what type of car he drives.
blowcock by Pork and Beans October 3, 2007
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BlowCock
BlowCock by TheVeryStrangeOne45 November 28, 2021
Bowcock
When a woman is giving a man a handjob and just before ejaculation she bends his erect penis so that he cums in his own face.
Pink Blowsock
Function: noun; vulgar; Method: The act of fellating (performing a blowjob on) a distended or inside-out rectum (commonly referred to as a pink sock or a red sock).
Pink Blowsock by Galactiphat October 3, 2008
blowsock
Using a sock as a fake condom to come into. The opposite of a posh wank (which actually uses a condom).
blowsock by Captain Blowsock July 17, 2007
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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