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Definitions by TheVeryStrangeOne45

this new MW2 is gonna be FUCKING AWESOME!
MW2 by TheVeryStrangeOne45 October 6, 2022
A: round, red or green and tasty fruit that are a doctor’s worst nightmare
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.
A: Apples = Death of doctors
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever
Apple by TheVeryStrangeOne45 September 13, 2022

The Touching Game 

Unwanted Sex, usually inflicted by one’s uncle to their child
Child: Waaaa!! My uncle is trying to play the touching game with me!!
Jake from CPS: Do not worry, we will arrest him

Eye watch cape horn

Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? 

Oh what am I saying? Of course you don’t
Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t

Wrestling 

The little kid’s slang term for sex
Stupid little kid: why are they wrestlwing?? (Intentionality misspelled wrestling to mock little kids))

Vegan Karen 

Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)
Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen