Skyrim

Bethesda’s 5th Elder Scroll’s game. One of THE best games known to man, and is the reason you don’t have a girlfriend. One you start this game, assuming your PS3/Xbox 360/PC/PS4/Xbox One/Switch/PS5/Xbox Series X/S doesn’t burst into flames, you will NOT be seeing the sun for a while

Side effects include: loss of girlfriend, weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, death, pissing in a bottle, going shit shit in your pants, dehydration, having to keep a minifridge nearby for your drinks, ordering pizza every night because you’re too glued to your chair to get up and cook, loss of ability to distinguish fantasy from the real world, loss of boyfriend (if you’re a girl or gay), constantly taking an arrow in the knee

I’ve been playing Skyrim for AGES and I haven’t seen the sun since

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022

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Vocaloid

Everybody thinks it’s an anime! (It’s not, although a Vocaloid anime would be cool).

Ok, but it’s a stupidly expensive voice synthesizer. Yamaha was high AF on crack and priced it WAY TOO HIGH

Dumb people: Is Vocaloid an anime?
Smart people: No Patrick, Vocaloid is not an anime

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 24, 2022

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Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

Oh what am I saying? Of course you don’t

Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 15, 2022

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Vegan Karen

Vegans, but karens. These bastards like to force others to go vegan (which can actually be considered harassment)

Person 1: I love meat!!
The karen: NO!!! MEAT IS GAY!!! BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN, BE VEGAN RIGHT AWAY, BE VEGAN RIGHT NOW!!!!
Person 1: NOO!!
The karen: BE VEGAN NOW OR I WILL HANG YOU!! AND ARE YOU FILMING ME??
Person 1: Fuck bro that lady was such a vegan karen

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 July 02, 2022

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