A blow hawk is a person whom like a bird of prey smells rotting flesh, seems to be able to smell a joint being lit up from amazing distances, and turns up just after you spark up a fat one.
Aw man this weed is great, here you go, oh no that fucking blow hawk's come round again.
Tired of the Orange County dudes with their Fauxhawks, Aviators and Lobster Enchiladas at Javiers?? This one is for them.
When you are doing some chick and are about to shoot your wad...you pull out and use careful aim to blast your man juice STRAIGHT down the part of her hair giving her her own new hairstyle...the Blowhawk!!! Chicks love it!
Last night I was pillaging this chick and to finish it off..I decided to welcome her to the OC and gave her a Blowhawk......then took her to Taco Bell! Bitch don't deserve Javier's......WHAT!!!
So, you would take some little runt (probably a guido) with a blowout and shave the sides of his head, leaving a stripe down the middle, also known as a "blowhawk."
Easy to do while passed out drunk. It's fun for everyone.
1. This kid wouldn't leave my room, so when he passed out we shaved his f*cking blowout off and made it the world's first blowhawk.
2. This guido I know from Strong Island was trying to peep my girl but he had a blowhawk so I smacked up his face.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.