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chinese nose blow 

Chinese nose blow is holding your thumb on one nostril and blowing hard so the snot comes flying out of your other nostril
Sallyboy was hard at his Chinese nose blow all day

hillbilly nose blow 

To blow ones nose without kleenex. This can only be accomplished by plugging one s nose with ones index finger, then blowing air out ones nose as hard as possible. Very similar to farmer snort
Alex was outside so he didn't have access to any kleenex. He simply performed a hillbilly nose blow to clean out his nose.
hillbilly nose blow by TTM May 15, 2005

Nose blow job 

The disgusting act of full on sucking on a nose like a popsicle during a make out session.
In the movie Abduction, Lily Collins gave Taylor Lautner a nose blow job during the make out scene on the train.
Nose blow job by Skylar.Spencer October 3, 2011

blow the nose 

He was too busy blowing his nose to hide the window full of porn in time.
blow the nose by Ayre June 1, 2004

blow the nose 

to instult or disrespect
Dude, dont blow the nose on me!
blow the nose by Mighty September 12, 2003

blow his nose 

ejaculate -aka: 'blew' his nose
when he blew his nose, i about drowned

he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!
blow his nose by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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