blowjay

Another word for blowjob, or giving oral sex. First coined in the movie Superbad.

"I am going to give you the best blowjay."

by fbmkink January 4, 2008

blowjay

Something Rachel Tice gave to every boy in the school in the popular Barbie Drama show, Most Popular Girl In School or MPGIS.

Rachel: "But I fucking gave every boy a blowjay"
Mackenzie: "That doesn't make you popular, it makes you a whore"

by durdew August 10, 2017

blowjay

A blowjay means giving a blowjob to a bluejay.

Very popular among bird watchers - and bluejays.

Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?

Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.

Cedric: Chirp!

Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.

by scodder November 1, 2012

blowjay

The act of giving a female oral sex through her panties. Not as cool as you might think.

She tastes pretty bad so I usually draw the line at blowjay.

by Van Hammersly December 8, 2004

Blowjay Simpson

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.

I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.

by Mark&Jeremy March 21, 2018

BlowJay

A type of bird, normally found in Alabama, that flies about looking for men (ages 13-69) with their pants off to swoop down and give a rapid dry blowjob.

Big Joe should watch out while working on the farm, there is a swarm of blowjays around.

by Cannonbomb10 October 29, 2018