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blow asshole 

a phrase that means to empty your bowels, or take a shit.
"oh god, brb i gotta blow asshole real quick." or "wait just 2 minutes, i gotta blow some ass"
blow asshole by 123conchstreet January 16, 2013
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go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole

its an insult from the remake of the 90's movie IT. Richie Tozier ( Trashmouth ) says it after beating the shit out of Henry Bowers and his goons with help of the losers club. After he was saying the phrase he gives the weirdo both birds, then joins the rest of the ' Losers '
" Go blow your dad you mullet wearing asshole ." Richie exclaimed after the ' Rock war ' with Henry and the assholes.

ass hole blow out 

when you take a hard shit too hard and some comes out but the rest of it wont come out so you squeeze harder and try to get it to come out, and if it doesn't come out you then begin to start shaking and wiggling your butt and try to shake the shit out of you, and when it still doesn't come out you then squeeze harder and you then blow your ass hole out.
david: (on the phone to his friend) hey man
max: hey
david: what you doing
max: nothing but im trying to take a shit and it wont come out
david: shit thats tuff
max: hold up give me a minute im trying to squeeze it out harder
david: damn ok
2 hours later
david: hey man you get it out ok
max: nah its almost out........2 minutes after

max: my ASS HOLE just blew out david
david: ok im calling the ambulance
max: ok hurry
david: where are you
max: umm in your house

david: the fuck how you in my house hold up
(goes to his bathroom and goes and looks)
david: what the fuck happened in here there is shit everywhere
max: i had a blow out

david: omg im calling the ambulance
ass hole blow out- i take a shit and it wont come out so then i push harder and i blow my ass crack out
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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