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A highly intelligent person, who will own every game they play. They are known for being witty and having amazing english skills. A true god cought in human flesh. Never mess with a blorken or you will get reckt son. They will often refere to a situation as "wack" and is 100% of the time right. its not even up for discussion.
Damn boi did you see blorken reck it with Ahri?

That blorken really knows her shit, she is always right is'nt she ?
blorken by blørken June 14, 2017
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borkenshire 

borkenshire evolved over several weeks, beginning from the word "bork" referencing to the website starcraftdream.com, when a member's posts were all edited to swedish chef therefore ending every post in bork bork bork. it was truly ownage. but it was difficult calling something a bork, because at that point we all used bork just as a subsitute for laughter, so randomly i said hah borkenshire and it was instantly humorous, and borkenshire has been used ever since.

the borkenshire refers to anything of gay antics or just a funny situation, or a stupid ignorant loser.
1. jesus christ that party was a borkenshire, no one would dance and denny left early to go get high without me.

2. hahaha jonathan dropped his snapple on the floor and it shattered making a huge mess, that was a fucking borkenshire.

3. christian is a borkenshire, did u see him looking at porn on his laptop in spanish? hahaha
borkenshire by trill will December 25, 2008
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An ancient insult only used in the matter of ultimate stupidity
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when you are broken beyond repair. so broken that you are borken. unable to form sentences or words properly
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Blokenharty 

Example: "Luke, I am your father, so be Blokenharty about it."
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