Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.
Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.