blood pressure 

What is raised when idiots post on UD, or anywhere on the internet.

Even 4chan.

"...And in other news, national blood pressure is up due to a series of tube-related problems."

75 percent of UD descriptions make my blood pressure increase.

blood pressure by OLOL August 25, 2007

blood pressure 

It's what the urban gang does to 'nother gang who show them no goddam muthafuckin' respect.

"Man, those bitches is dissin' us and we gonna put them under blood pressure."

blood pressure by Wizards Sleeve June 14, 2006

Office Blood Pressure

An irregular blood pressure, usually found in highly nervous people, when they visit the doctor, or have an important appointment. The blood pressure turns normal, when they leave the office, or difficult situation, but it might rise again, by the slightest irritation, or excitement.

To have a very sensitive blood pressure.

Office Blood Pressure by Ravenheart May 9, 2005

High blood pressure titties 

When a woman has really huge breasts and a huge body to match, it usually means she has high blood pressure due to all the added weight. These women are generally very good cooks and like to eat even more.

Louise Jefferson from The Jeffersons had some really big high blood pressure titties

High blood pressure titties by megoguhrl May 6, 2011

High Blood Pressure 

When u suck someones nuts and they are salty

Salted Nuts

High Blood Pressure by Saitan December 6, 2003

high blood pressure bob 

Skiing and Sex. And lots of it.

high blood pressure bob by The Guy's up north. April 4, 2003

High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Contests 

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High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Contests

High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Contests by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025