blobbication 

the passive activity of getting fatter

"What a shame. It's like Betsy Henderson's done nothing since graduation but blobbicate. Is that cake she's putting in her fannypack?

blobbication by SK Schindler April 27, 2005

Blobligations 

Obligations to an overweight person.

Well, I'd like to go out with you guys later but I've got blobligations with the wife tonight.

Blobligations by Cool Endzo December 6, 2010

Boobication 

Suffocation by boobs. Death by boobage. Asphyxiation by boobs.

Dude #1: Dude, that stripper just killed Bob from boobication.
Dude #2: Dude, that is awesome.

Boobication by ilikepie324 June 14, 2010

bobbination 

the act of bobbing..
"to freak your friend out in the backseat"

"Oh Lauren and Michael scared Mandy... but it was only a bobbination."

bobbination by Mandy n Lauren September 19, 2004

blobification 

blobification is a term used to describe an overall 'blob' state or demeanor. This is often expressed by a lack of reaction to any external stimulus; this includes but is not limited to; poking, carrying, smacking, or being handled in any such fashion.

my cat has entered their blobification era; she does nothing but loaf all day!

blobification by anonymous June 29, 2024

Blobification 

blobification is a term used to describe an overall 'blob' state or demeanor. This is often expressed by a lack of reaction to any external stimulus; this includes but is not limited to; poking, carrying, smacking, or being handled in any such fashion.

my cat has entered their blobification era; she does nothing but loaf all day!

Blobification by ALonelyChair June 29, 2024