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bloak 

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To fart through one's peehole. A male version of the ever-popular (and elusively delicious) "queef".
"Man, I just bloaked."
"Yeah? how you know?"
"Well, I farted out of my dick. isn't that what that is?"
"Well, it is now!"
bloak by the real mike November 21, 2006
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One toke bloak 

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term used to define a man with less than admirable pot smoking abilities.
look at you cough fella, your a One toke bloak.
One toke bloak by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006
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Top Bloak 

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Top Bloak, commonly used more in Europe, meaning that your a good guy, always dependable and a great and responsible friend that wont leave you when your in some trouble but stays with you and faces it.
A top cunt is rather on the other hand a general asshole that is the exact opposite of a friend and it more like an enemy than a pal.
Top Bloak
jimmy hey man i think im gonna get jumped by 5 those 5 kids

Colin well lets go give them something to shove up there ass

Top Cunt
anthony hey im in a bit of a wind can you help
adam] that your problem sucks for you
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blake madez 

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A great rapper and fashion icon
Your music is great like blake Madez’s songs and you dress good like blake madez
blake madez by Jaden789 June 13, 2020
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blakshivokia 

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The art of bugs committing suicide
"why the crap did that moth fly into that lamp again?"
"the art of blakshivokia, obviously."
blakshivokia by mikewu November 16, 2009
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Blake Webster 

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Someone with a very particular set of skills he has acquired over a very long career of school skills that make him dangerous to people like you
Don't mess with Blake Webster his set of skills rival if not surpasses Liam Nesson's
Blake Webster by LiamNeson September 16, 2014
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