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One toke bloak
One toke bloak by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006
Top Bloak
Top Bloak, commonly used more in Europe, meaning that your a good guy, always dependable and a great and responsible friend that wont leave you when your in some trouble but stays with you and faces it.
A top cunt is rather on the other hand a general asshole that is the exact opposite of a friend and it more like an enemy than a pal.
A top cunt is rather on the other hand a general asshole that is the exact opposite of a friend and it more like an enemy than a pal.
Top Bloak
jimmy hey man i think im gonna get jumped by 5 those 5 kids
Colin well lets go give them something to shove up there ass
Top Cunt
anthony hey im in a bit of a wind can you help
adam] that your problem sucks for you
jimmy hey man i think im gonna get jumped by 5 those 5 kids
Colin well lets go give them something to shove up there ass
Top Cunt
anthony hey im in a bit of a wind can you help
adam] that your problem sucks for you
Top Bloak by IrishCatholicBlueCollar July 24, 2010
blake madez
blake madez by Jaden789 June 13, 2020
blakshivokia
blakshivokia by mikewu November 16, 2009
Blake Webster
Someone with a very particular set of skills he has acquired over a very long career of school skills that make him dangerous to people like you
Blake Webster by LiamNeson September 16, 2014
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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