To fart through one's peehole. A male version of the ever-popular (and elusively delicious) "queef".
"Man, I just bloaked."
"Yeah? how you know?"
"Well, I farted out of my dick. isn't that what that is?"
"Well, it is now!"
"Yeah? how you know?"
"Well, I farted out of my dick. isn't that what that is?"
"Well, it is now!"
by the real mike November 20, 2006
Bloaked means the feeling of excitement you experience for a future event, or activity, whilst under the influence of cannabis.
by Yanz Middleman March 17, 2019
by hnpotter September 02, 2007
Top Bloak, commonly used more in Europe, meaning that your a good guy, always dependable and a great and responsible friend that wont leave you when your in some trouble but stays with you and faces it.
A top cunt is rather on the other hand a general asshole that is the exact opposite of a friend and it more like an enemy than a pal.
A top cunt is rather on the other hand a general asshole that is the exact opposite of a friend and it more like an enemy than a pal.
Top Bloak
jimmy hey man i think im gonna get jumped by 5 those 5 kids
Colin well lets go give them something to shove up there ass
Top Cunt
anthony hey im in a bit of a wind can you help
adam that your problem sucks for you
jimmy hey man i think im gonna get jumped by 5 those 5 kids
Colin well lets go give them something to shove up there ass
Top Cunt
anthony hey im in a bit of a wind can you help
adam that your problem sucks for you
by IrishCatholicBlueCollar July 23, 2010
by Ian McDonnell April 11, 2006