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To fart through one's peehole. A male version of the ever-popular (and elusively delicious) "queef".
"Man, I just bloaked."
"Yeah? how you know?"
"Well, I farted out of my dick. isn't that what that is?"
"Well, it is now!"
bloak by the real mike November 21, 2006
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One toke bloak 

term used to define a man with less than admirable pot smoking abilities.
look at you cough fella, your a One toke bloak.
One toke bloak by Ian McDonnell April 27, 2006

Top Bloak 

Top Bloak, commonly used more in Europe, meaning that your a good guy, always dependable and a great and responsible friend that wont leave you when your in some trouble but stays with you and faces it.
A top cunt is rather on the other hand a general asshole that is the exact opposite of a friend and it more like an enemy than a pal.
Top Bloak
jimmy hey man i think im gonna get jumped by 5 those 5 kids

Colin well lets go give them something to shove up there ass

Top Cunt
anthony hey im in a bit of a wind can you help
adam] that your problem sucks for you

blake madez 

Your music is great like blake Madez’s songs and you dress good like blake madez
blake madez by Jaden789 June 13, 2020

blakshivokia 

"why the crap did that moth fly into that lamp again?"
"the art of blakshivokia, obviously."
blakshivokia by mikewu November 16, 2009

Blake Webster 

Someone with a very particular set of skills he has acquired over a very long career of school skills that make him dangerous to people like you
Don't mess with Blake Webster his set of skills rival if not surpasses Liam Nesson's
Blake Webster by LiamNeson September 16, 2014
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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