blind bootying

Blind bootying is often used by niggas and their homies that pretend they are blind to check a thots booty out.

This technique can be mastered by snapping on some slick shades to cover your perfectly normal eyes (unlike my homie fetty wap), then walk around pretending to be blind but just be staring at the targets booty. Once the glasses trickerino is mastered you can perform a risky maneuver by stretching your arms in front of you and walking towards the targets fat chocolate booty. When you are close enough to the thot reach for her booty followed by "Sorry, I'm legally blind".

Fetty wap: 'Yo nigga put on some shades and lets go blind bootying those bitches over there looking bad af'
You: 'Ayy lmaonaize I can just imagine my cock deep in her cakes'

*5 minutes later*

Bad bitch: 'Hey stupid ass nigga why you touching my ass? Pussy ass bitch touch deez nutz!'
You: 'My bad ma'am I'm legally blind see my shades are blind peoples glasses.'
Bad bitch: 'My bad honey, have a good day.'
You: 'Lets fuck.'

by trey the official meme August 23, 2015

blind booty call

where you have a date to go fuck someone but you don't know who it is. usually ones friends make the date but don't tell you who it is.

John's got a blind booty call.

by Deep blue 2012 October 05, 2009

booty blinded

to be completly controlled by a female.....
to even be willing to de-friend your close friends.

A: sup kit?
w: notta thing
A: we chillin?
w: Na son.
A: so wat up?
w: gonna be with my girl.
A: damn you's Booty blinded!

by Dracon January 14, 2006

booty blind

Booty blind is like being snow blind except there aint no snow, just a cute little piece of ass.

Man your girls playin you and you cant see it, your booty blind yo

by Niall Phillips October 23, 2006

Booty Blindness

When dating a relatively hot individual, but are blind to their rather obvious flaws and personality issues.

"Dude, what does Sam see in her? She likes punching babies. And old people!"

"He's got the booty blindness."

by AdonisTheKingofAllHeSurveys July 04, 2009

booty blind

To have unclear judgment when attracted to the opposite or same sex.

You can't trust her, you're booty blind!

by barrywixon August 12, 2006

booty blinded

when a guy becomes mesmorized by a girls rather large donk

guy: bro, when i first meant her and she turned around i was in shock her booty was that great
guy2: man you were BOOTY BLINDED!

by clarkbenson May 16, 2011