Blimpie 

To recieve oral sex from a female while taking a shit.

You know you've got a quality girl when she'll give you a blimpie.

Blimpie by Joel September 7, 2003

blimpie 

Much like a Blumpkin, the Blimpie involves getting a blowjob whilst excreting a bowl movement. However, the Blimpie adds one more tantalizing aspect to this already desirable treat. Combine the Blumpkin with eating a sandwich, preferably a meaty foot long, and you my friend have the euphoric Blimpie.

Frankenstein: "So last night I was taking a shit and my girlfriend walks in and starts giving me head outta the blue. So I'm all like woaaah bitch! I'm trying to eat my sammich!"

The Wolfman: "Ohhh you mean a Blimpie?"

blimpie by Nick Greeno March 4, 2007

Blimpie 

Euphemism for penis

I want to feed that chick all of my Blimpie.

Blimpie by Gus Van de Peter November 14, 2009

Blimpie 

When you stand up and your dick points straight ahead. Halfway between Limp and a boner. Most commonly found post ejaculation.

After oral sex I enjoy walking around my house to show off my Blimpie

Blimpie by Dittle603 July 28, 2017

Blimpie 

Placing your foreskin around someone’s nose and plugging their mouth so when they breath through their nose your foreskin inflates

Why is it that when a bunch of white guys hangout and one of them passes out that they always do some borderline gay shit to them like giving them a blimpie?!

Blimpie by Thirdpac November 17, 2020

Blimpie 

Subs that turn people into blimps, zeppelins, and dirigibles.

The guy wouldn't wear the Goodyear shirt as often as he did if he didnt eat as many Blimpie subs as he did.

Blimpie by Solid Mantis December 1, 2020

Blimpie 

Subs that turn somebody into a blimp, zeppelin, or dirigible.

That guy ate Blimpie subs for so long he turned into a Nazi zeppelin.

Blimpie by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020