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A word to use every time your friend posts that meme about youngsters making new words that they have to look up on urban dictionary. It exists for no other reason.
blerkin by Sam_Da_Fox September 11, 2021

Jerkin the Berkin

I was Jerkin the Berkin when my mom walked in.
A really cool guy you really should keep in your life and is really sexy and has big you know what
I really like berkin
Berkin by Guy 123 mcn is gay November 4, 2019
A Blarkin is a verb where a person is blue-balled, or where a person thinks they are going to get laid but it ends up failing, and in their outrage and pure drunkenness, the person punches a hole in the wall.
Sam: "What happened here?" (as he points to a hole in the wall
Derek: "Bob got pissed last night and pulled a BLarkin when Sandra turned him down"
Sam: "Shiiiiiii"
BLarkin by SkyManSlick November 17, 2006
The act of giving a blowjob while seated on a toilet (bonus if simultaneously pooping). The yin to a blumpkin's yang.
Guy 1: "I walked in on her while she was taking a dump and she blew me."
Guy 2: "Brah, you just got a blarkin!"
blarkin by 220historian June 17, 2011
is another description for black, nigger, african, or "porch" monkey.
Dam yo that dude is so bleekin.
bleekin by Bleekin sB October 12, 2011