A word to use every time your friend posts that meme about youngsters making new words that they have to look up on urban dictionary. It exists for no other reason.
A Blarkin is a verb where a person is blue-balled, or where a person thinks they are going to get laid but it ends up failing, and in their outrage and pure drunkenness, the person punches a hole in the wall.
Sam: "What happened here?" (as he points to a hole in the wall Derek: "Bob got pissed last night and pulled a BLarkin when Sandra turned him down"
Sam: "Shiiiiiii"