A portmanteau of Blasphemous and Playfully, referring to colloquialisms or phrases that, while blasphemous to the Christian faith, are widely-used by Christians across the USA. Just because you say Jeebus Cripes doesn't mean you aren't taking the Lord's name in vain! But somehow it's not so bad...
"Cheese and crackers is both blasplayphul and sacrilicious"

Tread: "That's a hell of a lot of pasta"

Fledd: "Do you really mean that the amount of pasta here is enough to turn your world into a hellish pastascape of demonic intensity?"
Tread: "shut the fuck up Fledd...blasplayphully speaking, your mom should have had the right to choose."
by bandaloop May 22, 2019
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