blappish 

The magnetic grip of of an elderly woman's vagina.

EX: "Jesus Christ, that Jandussy was blappish!"

blappish by Bobjoeiah February 4, 2022

Blapish

When you have already gone to the bathroom.. but just can't leave your house. .. because your anus is going to probably puke AGAIN any minute...

I don't dare get on my ride and go out for the night because I still feel kind of Blapish....

Blapish by SorryNoVanilla February 9, 2021