A game that allows someone to say anything he/she wants to say for the next five seconds after the word "Blagoosh" is said from someone else. People are welcomed and encouraged to be politically incorrect and offensive in this game.
The following rules and constraints may be added as people see fit.
1. You may only say "Blagoosh" to someone else once per day.
2. You may only be "Blagoosh-ed" once per day.

John: "Blagoosh."
Bill: "Uh...uh...ok...you know when you're fucking a nine year old and the--"
John: "TIME'S UP!"

Fred: "Blagoosh"
Sarah: "NIGGERFAGGOT!!"
Fred: Nice!

Blagoosh by GetDownMrPresident September 25, 2010

Related Words

bladoosh • badoosh • Badooshka • badooshkin • badoosh special • Blagoosh

badoosh

The audible representation of an explosion. Applies to a standard explosion, a liquid explosion(ejaculation), or any other action packed event.

You should have seen it! The guy was all dizzy, then some guy punched him right in the jaw! Badoosh!

badoosh by Luvnut August 20, 2006

Badooshka

A person of impeccable intelligence that makes a somewhat dimwitted comment.

"The amount of stress I feel for this exam is over 9000!"
"Dude that joke has been circulating for SIX years. Don't be such a badooshka!"

Badooshka by Hitheremynameisnotyourbusiness May 26, 2014

badoosh special

When a shaman takes on two guys at once and they both simultaneously ejaculate on the shaman. Historically, a ritual performed in South America.

I recently attended the badoosh special and not a single person in attendance was pogchamp.

badoosh special by MD Moriarty July 29, 2021

badoosh

To cum on someone, in something, etc

He went badoosh all over my pants!

badoosh by s March 31, 2004

Badoosh

A shit that doesn't hit the side of the toilet before it hits the water, making a really loud noise.

Jill - God last night I couldn't get off the toilet!
Margaret - Was it a badoosh moment?

Badoosh by JizzyDavey December 5, 2010

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026