bladoosh

Can mean anything at all usually used instead of bullshit or just for lack of a better word.

Man that little kids face is bladoosh

by alberto8159 September 17, 2008

Blagoosh

A game that allows someone to say anything he/she wants to say for the next five seconds after the word "Blagoosh" is said from someone else. People are welcomed and encouraged to be politically incorrect and offensive in this game.
The following rules and constraints may be added as people see fit.
1. You may only say "Blagoosh" to someone else once per day.
2. You may only be "Blagoosh-ed" once per day.

John: "Blagoosh."
Bill: "Uh...uh...ok...you know when you're fucking a nine year old and the--"
John: "TIME'S UP!"

Fred: "Blagoosh"
Sarah: "NIGGERFAGGOT!!"
Fred: Nice!

by GetDownMrPresident September 25, 2010

badoosh

The audible representation of an explosion. Applies to a standard explosion, a liquid explosion(ejaculation), or any other action packed event.

You should have seen it! The guy was all dizzy, then some guy punched him right in the jaw! Badoosh!

by Luvnut August 20, 2006

Badooshka

A person of impeccable intelligence that makes a somewhat dimwitted comment.

"The amount of stress I feel for this exam is over 9000!"
"Dude that joke has been circulating for SIX years. Don't be such a badooshka!"

by Hitheremynameisnotyourbusiness May 26, 2014

badoosh special

When a shaman takes on two guys at once and they both simultaneously ejaculate on the shaman. Historically, a ritual performed in South America.

I recently attended the badoosh special and not a single person in attendance was pogchamp.

by MD Moriarty July 29, 2021

badoosh

To cum on someone, in something, etc

He went badoosh all over my pants!

by s March 31, 2004

Badoosh

A shit that doesn't hit the side of the toilet before it hits the water, making a really loud noise.

Jill - God last night I couldn't get off the toilet!
Margaret - Was it a badoosh moment?

by JizzyDavey December 5, 2010