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A game that allows someone to say anything he/she wants to say for the next five seconds after the word "Blagoosh" is said from someone else. People are welcomed and encouraged to be politically incorrect and offensive in this game.
The following rules and constraints may be added as people see fit.
1. You may only say "Blagoosh" to someone else once per day.
2. You may only be "Blagoosh-ed" once per day.
John: "Blagoosh."
Bill: "Uh...uh...ok...you know when you're fucking a nine year old and the--"
John: "TIME'S UP!"

Fred: "Blagoosh"
Sarah: "NIGGERFAGGOT!!"
Fred: Nice!
Blagoosh by GetDownMrPresident September 25, 2010
Related Words
The audible representation of an explosion. Applies to a standard explosion, a liquid explosion(ejaculation), or any other action packed event.
You should have seen it! The guy was all dizzy, then some guy punched him right in the jaw! Badoosh!
badoosh by Luvnut August 20, 2006

Badooshka 

A person of impeccable intelligence that makes a somewhat dimwitted comment.
"The amount of stress I feel for this exam is over 9000!"
"Dude that joke has been circulating for SIX years. Don't be such a badooshka!"

badoosh special 

When a shaman takes on two guys at once and they both simultaneously ejaculate on the shaman. Historically, a ritual performed in South America.
I recently attended the badoosh special and not a single person in attendance was pogchamp.
badoosh special by MD Moriarty July 29, 2021
To cum on someone, in something, etc
He went badoosh all over my pants!
badoosh by s March 31, 2004
A shit that doesn't hit the side of the toilet before it hits the water, making a really loud noise.
Jill - God last night I couldn't get off the toilet!
Margaret - Was it a badoosh moment?
Badoosh by JizzyDavey December 5, 2010