Bladderful

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

by JBennett February 14, 2009

bladderful

The bladder holds urine until you empty it out. A full bladder or bladderful means that the urine content has reached its optimum and demands emptying. But you can still stretch the bladder walls until the pain gets too much to tolerate. A long car or bus trip, when no toilet is available and the driver has a megabladder, who can hold his piss all day, is the cause of bladder desperation and pain among the passengers. Eventually the bladder begins to empty itself under these conditions to the embarrassment of the person involved. That is a Victorian or Puritan response and not the way of human nature. The bladder must empty whatever way is necessary. Wet your pants or panties. Otherwise it is the catheter. a female nurse for the men, and a male nurse for the women.

I was on a high school road trip. It was a four or five hour drive to see West Point and its military museum and the marching cadets. That was perfectly executed. Later that afternoon we joined some of them in the grill for a hamburger, etc. Eventually I asked how long they practiced and then went to classes. One answered saying from 7 in the morning until noon there were no breaks. I asked the question that had bothering me: "When do you visit the bathroom?" The answer was, we hold it. Often we are bursting but we are drilled to hold it in. I had the same problem that morning. I drank too much OJ and milk at breakfast. My morning piss was at 7 a.m. The bus left at 8. By 9 I was bursting. By 10 I was in pain. But our teacher obviously was too. We stopped about 10:30 at a diner. I was the first off the bus and found the men's room. There were 3 urinals. I got the middle one. Mistake. I should have gone into the stall. Both my friends had 1 and 3. They pissed a storm. I was terribly pee shy and couldn't pass a drop. Finally when they went out I relaxed enough for my bladderful to empty. It took about 2 minutes. Relief at last. More guys came in. Thank God for the 3 minutes alone I had.

by Ivy League 82 October 6, 2009

bladerful

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016

Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?

by Din P February 26, 2017

bladderball

an obnoxious and totally inane string of emails, usually comprised of a first inane email sent out to a large list by accident and followed by many brilliant "reply all" responses requesting to be taken off said list, then followed by "reply all" responses to those responses explaining to everyone on the list that they should not reply all.

Ten more people replied all today. This is turning into quite a bladderball.

by qualia April 24, 2008

blunderful

adj ~ a wonderful occurrence that is purely a lucky coincidence facilitated or created by a blunder; succeeding because of failure, rather than despite it

Sweetheart, you're the most blunderful thing to ever happen in your mother's and my lives.

by D'Royce O'Coinpurse February 28, 2010

bladderflies

when a person is so nervous that they have the urge to pee. (getting surgery, boarding a rollar coster, ect.)

Doctor: well, due to your test results you do infact need your tonsils removed imedietly.

patient: Oh man...um before you guys start, i gotta pee...

Doctor: No you don't, you're just getting bladderflies.

by xipp zap September 20, 2009

blinderfull

An absolute hybrid of wonderful and blinding.

Anyone from South London would take this as a new approach to the old mundane "Blinding".

When you're sitting on the sofa with your mate, skint. All of a sudden your lottery numbers match the numbers on the T.V. And that is a Blinderfull moment.

by DUBKINGS August 30, 2016