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Black pudding 

The performance of cunnilungus during the period of menstruation, specifically in the face-sitting position.
Gonnae sit oan ma face, hen!
Aw, I cannae, Jim, I’m aw messy doon there!
Doesnae matter, hen. Am wanting ma black pudding.
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black pudding 

A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.
Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.
black pudding by Biggus Dikkus December 11, 2003

black pudding 

A great English delicacy made with pigs intestines and blood
Eeeeh! I've never seen't black puddens s'black

Black pudding 

A coloured person that has't showered
Oh girl you need a shower you is "black pudding" girllllll
Black pudding by catfigher August 6, 2021

black pudding dick 

When you have period sex with a girl without a condom
Girl -“Oh wait I’m on my period, have you got a condom?” Guy - “ Don’t worry I don’t mind black pudding dick”
“Looks like he’s getting black pudding dick tonight”
“I woke up the in the morning and had such bad black pudding dick”

black pudding blinds 

the fanny lips of someone of ethnic origins
black pudding blinds by nessydoo August 14, 2009

Black Pudding Bender 

One who creates, cooks, bends and ultimately ties both ends together to create a U-shape. Usually a butcher.

A singularly expertised individual.

One who uses up all the off-cuts.
Your local butcher is not fit to lace a Black Pudding Bender's boots.
Black Pudding Bender by Hereticdark September 13, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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