black pearl

1. noun, a fart that barely seems like fart at all, is silent, but smells like the gut dumpster behind a slaughterhouse on a hot summer's day after someone has already given you a dirty sanchez. The farter often barely recognizes that he/she has released a black pearl until they themselves are caught up in its swath of destruction. The black pearl also refers to the apparent tiny volume that the fart occupies. 1cc of black pearl gas is roughly equivalent to an equal volume of VX nerve gas in the amount of panic and terror it can create.
1. I was in a meeting today and thought I'd let a little one slip, but I totally forgot about the onion rings I had the night before...bad move, total black pearl. There was a box with my name on it when I got back to my desk.
by Chad Baker May 24, 2006
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yolanda gave me a black pearl the other day.
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a piece of sand trapped inside a womans vagina causing extreme irritation.
Tammy's black pearl made the evenning unpleasant.
by memphis November 16, 2004
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you drive to somebodies house and text them black pearl. They come outside, and you cant talk, you just makeout with them and get back in your car and leave.
hey jen lets go black pearl steven!
by kittypack June 07, 2011
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A heavy metal band from Richmond, Texas that rocks. Go Adam, Chad, Ben, and Phil!!
BP Rawks ur Sawks off!!
by BLACK PEARLS #1 FAN November 14, 2004
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A piece of advice, truth or shared wisdom that is not always welcome. A bit of brutally honesty.
Black Pearl: You cannot change anyone, unless they’re in diapers.

Black Pearl: You’ll never too much, for someone who can’t get enough of you.
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sign for freedom,captain jack sparrow's ship,famous pirate ship,nearly uncatchable,cursed,black sails,fasterst ship on the high seas
It’s not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails that's what a ship needs but what a ship is…what the Black Pearl really is…is freedom.
by mel November 04, 2003
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