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An incognito cuss word with many meanings used primarily by young weird people that watch too many cartoons. A vile dirty word used by trash gremlins for nefarious purposes. Primarily describes a nasty round object exuding filth. Used to stun and confuse people like they’re Pokémon. Anger old women. Make randoms feel left out. Being a little known word, it’s safe to use in the workplace and around children, just confuses everyone who doesn’t know what it means. Apparently it means bear in Swedish (which technically does fall into this definition of bjorns ((see: nasty round nefarious objects)).

It is a noun.
Pronounced “bee-yorns”
“Hey man can you pass me the eggs?”

“Oh you mean the bjorns?”

“Suck my bjorns”

“That’s because you look like the underside of my bjorns”

“WHEW, it smells like bjorns in here dude. What is that?”
Bjorns by Sailor plue April 12, 2023
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Bjornanotasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but in a non-sexual way.
Gabe really is the biggest Bjornanotasexual
Bjornanotasexual by Gabe W.P. January 2, 2022

Bjornayesasexual 

Someone who loves Bjorn but definitely in a sexual way.
Gabe definitely isn’t a bjornayesasexual.
Bjornayesasexual by Gabe W.P. March 22, 2023

get björned 

To get björned is a way to get pranked, like "hah you just got björned by björn" its a verb form of the swedish word for bear.

get björned.
You just got björned i will now die. get björned
get björned by getBJör February 10, 2023
Vance: Yo Sinbad you want some bornsh?

Sinbad: Yeah man im up for some bornsh!
bornsh by mano'style May 11, 2009
A really good-looking guy who is very irresistable and mysterious. He never says what he really feels, and is quite shy. But he can make you laugh and is really a fun guy to be with.
Hey, you are very much like a bjorn.
bjorn by nicbaxter May 13, 2010
The feeling of maximal pleasure once ejaculation is complete.
-Dude I'm so "Björnt" righ' now after watchin sum good ol' fashioned p'hub!
Björnt by SnappleJuice April 7, 2011
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