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can be used for any word in the english language
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bjong by Josh Harbert May 18, 2004
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Exclamation: onomatopoeia used to describe the perceived auditory indication of a rapid erection. Analogous to "Schwing", as defined and popularized in the movie, "Wayne's World". Bjong!!
n. bjonger: erection.
"Damn! That girl was a ten! Bjong!"
"Cindy, that guy was looking at me. I think I could hear a Bjong!"
bjong by Bjong Bjong September 5, 2008
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Boshkalay bong bong 

A phrase used by popular YouTuber and legend D'Aydrian Harding to describe absolutely nothing its just used like micky ficky but just boshklay bong bong you know?
"*Hits tennis ball* BOSHKALAY BONG BONG!!!!!!!!!! LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

BONG APP THE TITS 

When you high as hell and got the munchies and you get something delicious to eat, you respect the French and Say "BONG APP THE TITS"
Stoner 1 : dude I'm high as hell let's eat sum Gordan Ramsey shit

Stoner 2 : hell yeah BONG APP THE TITS !

boshkalay bong bong 

BOSHKALAY BONG BONG

Bong the Gong 

When you slap a fat Asian man's breasts
I really want to Bong the Gong with that man I met last night at the sushi restaurant.
Bong the Gong by I-Be-Pimpin April 24, 2017

bong geometry 

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn
Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.
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