bitter apple 

a painful shit. a look on the face as if something sour was ingested. usually associated with pain.

i took a bitter apple before school today and i ahvent been able to sit down yet

bitter apple by Stealthy Gopher April 8, 2004

catshit and apple butter

An interjection indicating exasperation.

Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year.

catshit and apple butter by harry flashman July 6, 2003

Apple biter

one who takes a bite out of every single apple, rolls it over and pretends nothing happened

Laura- f u sam every single apple in the basket?!
Sam- what can i say I'm an apple biter?

Apple biter by 3330baby December 13, 2010

Apple Butter 

Lubricant used to perform highly pleasurable anal sex on a woman's perfectly shaped apple bottom.

Sandra had her Apple bottom ass up in the air ready for Roger to penetrate so he slapped a little apple butter on and drove it home.

Apple Butter by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

apple butter 

The sweaty funk that accrues between your balls and your ass on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.

Damn, it's hot out here. I'll need to wipe away the apple butter when I get back to work at the paper exchange.

apple butter by Jeff's Mom April 29, 2006

(shit and apple butter) 

a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.

I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)!

(shit and apple butter) by Susan Bosworth-Quinlan January 2, 2009

apple biter

A slur for women I just thought of cause eve bit the apple and fucking ruined everything :D

"God damn my date was going so well... too bad she's an apple biter."

apple biter by women.are.awful.999989999999 January 6, 2021