Definitions by kitpysaysfuckyou

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid. 

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid. by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024

plokijuhygtfrdeswqazxcvmnb 

plokijuhygtfrdeswqazxcvmnb.

it is impossible to get anymore bored. you are just spamming random fucking letters on your keyboard. there is no next stage. this is the last and final stage of boredom.

*types plokijuhygtfrdeswqazxcvmnb into urbandictionary to see if its already taken*

plokijuhygtfrdeswqazxcvmnb by kitpysaysfuckyou June 26, 2023

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch 

a german phrase meaning "please speak english, i dont speak german well"

german man: schicken Sie diesen Mann sofort ins Gefängnis
american tourist: Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch
german man: oh okay, send zis man to jail immediately

Bitte sprechen Sie Englisch, ich spreche nicht gut Deutsch by kitpysaysfuckyou April 13, 2023

chan, your half 52 next year 

bang chan is going to be half 52 next year, as seungmin said
or this year rather
we all know hes only foive but hes already half 52 thats crazy

"chan, your half 52 next year" - kim seungmin

chan, your half 52 next year by kitpysaysfuckyou March 27, 2023