In human anatomy, the bateceps are muscles located on the upperarm that have been acquired through frequent masturbation. Masturbation uses the biceps. Biceps acquired solely through masturbation are "bateceps". Bateceps are typically smaller than biceps acquired through exercise.
Boy 1: Yo man, I had one hell of a weekend. I masturbated so much, I got bateceps!
Boy 2: No way, dog!
Boy 1: Yeah bro, check it out. *flexes bateceps*
Masculine Man 1: My biceps are much more impressive! *flexes biceps*
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.