"Bite my clank" Known origins from Utah, USA, in or around the 1960's or 1970's. Used to reprimand in a joking manner...as in kiss my ass, etc. The "clank" that one is being told to bite can basically be left to the recipients imagination.
"Bite my clank", "KIss my ass", "buzz off", "bite my big one", "step off", etc.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!