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bitchassness maximus 

The maximum level of bitchassness a person can attain, there have been only a handful of cases in the world thusfar.
D Breezy is on that bitchassness maximus tip again.

Bitcheslessnissticitytosisfibrosismiosis

A disease that most men experience
"Kyle D. has bitcheslessnissticitytosisfibrosismiosis"

bitchsquealer 

A bitch who squeals and happens to be referenced many times in the book Will Grayson, Will Grayson by New York times best selling authors John Green and David Levithan.
"Are you a nerdfighter?"
"No."
"You bitchsquealer."
"What does that even mean?!"

bitchsquealer 

A very bitchy person. Used when you are annoyed of someone and want to emphasise their stupidity.

Used in the book Will Grayson,Will Grayson
Tiny is often a bitchsquealer,but he is cute.
bitchsquealer by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

bitchsquealer 

insult that technically would mean 'gay' or 'gay-lover' but is used as a regular insult. mainly because nobody really knows what it means.
*gets pushed into water by friend*
"You goddamn bitchsquealer, why'd you do that?!?!?!?!?!"
bitchsquealer by neednewspacebar September 3, 2012

Bitchassness 

I have come to notice a serious spread of BitchAssNess throughout the local area, corrupting the mental wellbeing of many people. It is undeniable. If you are going to tell yourself the spread of BitchAssNess is not a problem, you are wrong and most likely infected by BitchAssNess. It is infecting people everywhere; your teachers, friends, family, and other peers. Although I am referring to the local area, BitchAssNess is infecting on a much larger scale, our country is being affected by this epidemic to an extreme; our country is full of hating bitchasses.

Of course many cease to come to this obvious realization, but it is indeed there and at large. You may think BitchAssNess is not contagious, but it is. If you are surrounded by haters, you will hate too. If you are surrounded by bitchasses you will slowly become a bitchass. If you want to avoid becoming a victim of BitchAssNess, you must simply not fall for the hating ways of the bitchasses. I am sorry, but if you are already a victim of BitchAssNess there is only one way to cure yourself; stop being a bitchass and be real.
That kid is such a bitchass. Yeah, he has got a case of the bitchassness.
Bitchassness by Top broski October 23, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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