bitchues

Issues with your girlfriend, female friends, etc...

"Man, I'm having bitchues this week."

by acerocola86 November 2, 2005

bitchues

issues of, or pertaining to, bitches

I overheard some of your bitchues today. Sucks to be you.

by RedRebel November 23, 2014

Bitchues

Issues that a bitch would have.
Bitchues could also be used to express something that might be wrong with a female dog.

"Hey, you have some serious bitchues!"
or "Lassie has some bitchues"

by Caliactor07 April 13, 2007

Bitchues

During that time of month when a woman is scatter brained and is having issues with random daily life.

I hate when I'm flowing and everyone know's I'm having Bitchues.

by Sumgirlunknown January 31, 2012

Bitchues

It is a combination word that combines a bitch + issues to describe a person with an attitude & issues. Best of both worlds. That person has issues and is a bitch. It can also mean a person has issues with constant bitching.

I am sick of listening to my coworkers bitchues, it is getting exhausting.

by Rdturkeyleg May 19, 2023

bitches be bonkers

Another way of saying "bitches be crazy"

This phrase originated from Jamal Turner, a character from the hit Netflix series "On My Block"

Ruby: He's not coming with us.

Jamal: And why would you want him to?

*Monse starts walking towards Cesar's house*

Jamal:Monse? Monse!

Jamal: See, bitches be bonkers.

by da.ryl April 16, 2018

Hella Bitches

Where you get a load of female dogs in one place and pat them all at once because you really love dogs

Reekid: "let's steal all this money and use it to get hella bitches!"

by almostbaked October 21, 2019