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bitchnotism 

Being hypnotised by the workings and doings of a female who you are sexually attracted to, to the point of accepting the same crappy outcomes of her senselessness.

Alternate form: Bitchnotic
"Joe will never have any lasting happiness with Julie, as long as she uses that bitchnotism on him."

Alternative:
"Julie keeps Joe on her hook through her bitchnotic mind games."
bitchnotism by SpitItOut August 13, 2018

Bitchitis 

An illness as defined by constant and incessant complaining, chronic fatigue, poor work ethic, inability to feel happiness, and refusal to engage in social interactions with peers.
Oh man, Max has really infected this whole fellowship with a bad case of bitchitis.
Bitchitis by PoeBoyJark June 6, 2019

bitchnugget 

When someone is acting like a bitch, and you don't really want to call them a bitch- instead, you call them a bitchnugget. Bitchnugget will catch them off guard, and they will engage in vomiting.
*Martha is being a bitch*

"Martha, you're being a bitchnugget!"

*Martha begins to projectile vomit*
bitchnugget by Temple University September 8, 2006

bitchstock 

a bitchstock is what a guy calls a group of women who he can have sex with at anytime.
man you have 10 girls in your bitchstock nice effort.
bitchstock by dextermorgan309 October 16, 2011

bitchtato 

a person who is extremely boring a majority of the time, similar to a potato
Chad: “Gruschna, why are you always such a bitchtato?”
Gruschna: *snoring*
bitchtato by Pinky-a-Ring July 7, 2019

bitchning 

When you spell bitching wrong.
So I was all bitchning

bitching*