Tony: What are you going do today?

Ashton: I'm going jump off of my roof because I hear red bull gives you wings!

Tony: Oh so you drinking dumb bitch juice.
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Mark: I sold one of my kidneys to pay for the new Red Dead Redemption.

Jonathan: oh so this morning you had a big cup of dumb bitch juice for breakfast

Dumb bitch juice by anonymous November 4, 2018

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Dumb bitch juice

Your favorite drink. A drink you drink when you know something is fucking stupid but you do it anyways.

"I cheated on my girlfriend with her sister, I'm drinking straight dumb bitch juice"
"I shouldn't say this, I'm on dumb butch juice so I'm gonna"
"Maybe I shouldn't eat this, it's labeled for some one else. Dumb bitch juice tho"

Dumb bitch juice by FrickityFuckedYourMom April 11, 2019

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Dumb Bitch Juice

When one makes a blunder, a critical error, or a minor slip up, they are said to have drank some of this wonderful juice. The phrase was coined by Twitter in mid-2018, and has since been adopted by e-girl and Twitter Local culture.

Contrary to popular belief, dumb bitch juice is in fact a real beverage, and it's known as 'iced coffe.'

P1: "Sis your man is texting that dumb thot again, drop him,"
P2: "Nah, I've been sipping on some dumb bitch juice, he deserves a second chance."
P1: "Oh worm."

Dumb Bitch Juice by dwoke September 8, 2019

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