bitch hike

The art of bitch hiking is similair to that of hitch hiking, except instead of the goal being free rides, it is free pussy in different states and provinces.

Billy: I wanna hitch hike all over the world with greasy truckers!

Ted: You faggot, Bill! You should bitch hike and get it on with all of the hot soccer moms driving their kids to nationals!

bitch hike by cactus-lover October 15, 2009

bitch hike

Verb; To constantly bums rides off friends. This can be due to a mumber of reasons including but not limited to a lack of liscense, lack of a car, or suspended liscense.

Lucas, go bitch hike someone else today, the cost of gas has been through the roof lately.

bitch hike by michael scott wants the fleece June 11, 2009

bitch hiker 

n. A hypocritical hitch hiker that compains about the use of automobiles out of perceived anti-tech, possibly pro-environmental concerns, yet continues to utilize the services of said automobile.

Shana thinks people who drive are idiots even though she still hitches rides with them; she's a real bitch hiker.

bitch hiker by Yanev September 11, 2005

bitchhiker 

Hitchhikers who flip a shit because cars pass them by.
Because if you ARE a bitchhiker, they don't want you in their car in the first place.

I saw that bitchhiker run into the road and flick me off in my rear-view mirror...

bitchhiker by GoatNoises2 December 14, 2009

bitchhickers 

Hot bitches that hitchhike

- dude, we gotta plan our roadtrip. we should go to minneapolis, chicago...

- hehe yeah. we gotta rent a car and pick up hot bitchhickers!

bitchhickers by crincled November 7, 2010

Bitchhiker 

A female hitchhiker.

:Why didn't you pick up that female hitchhiker?

:Oh, you mean that Bitchhiker? I dont know.

Bitchhiker by mnajc June 12, 2011

bitchhiking 

Opposite of hitchhiking: when, instead of begging rides off strangers like a normal person, you hire a private driver instead.

"So how are you getting home this weekend?"

"Well, since my parents are rolling in money, I was thinking about bitchhiking."

bitchhiking by JakeOfRavenclaw October 20, 2009