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bitch handles 

when emo/scene girls have long hair over their ears, their called bitch handles (as in many of their pictures you'll see girls holding a chunk of hair. aka bitch handles)
"did you see that emo girl on myspace? she had serious bitch handles"
bitch handles by SceneKid665 October 29, 2007

bitch handles 

when in engaged in a sex act,(blowjob or intercourse usually doggy), the woman who has her hair braided or in dual ponytails, thus letting the man pull on them, these are called bitch handles. The lone pony tail would be a bitch handle. By pulling on her bitch handles the man brings his woman, the bitch closer to the action and let's her know who is boss.
Diane was giving me an incredible blowjob when I grabbed her bitch handles and brought her head to a firm position to jam it down her throat. Diane was on all fours taking it doggy style when I pulled hard on her bitch handles to ride her harder and make her grunt.
bitch handles by devildog July 12, 2006

left-handed bitch 

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.

You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.
Wow Felix, thanks for this birthday party, you're the best left-handed bitch I could ask for.

Small handed bitch 

Small handed bitch by PsychoSak October 28, 2020

Small handed bitch 

Rad is a small handed bitch
Small handed bitch by PsychoSak October 28, 2020

bitchhandles 

The fat around the midriff of an obnoxious or intolerable girl. Essentially, lovehandles on a girl no one could possibly love.
"Damn, she's not only an ice queen, she's got double-fistable bitchhandles."
bitchhandles by benjjj May 9, 2005
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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