bitch crackin

verb;adjective
Bitch crackin can be described as the ultimate phrase. It can be used to describe an event or thing as extremely awesome or is the actual action of cracking a bitch. It can also be said as "crack a bitch" and various other ways.

Fuck this shit lets go bitch crackin.

Im gonna crack that bitch if she doesnt shut up.

That was some bitch crackin fun.

bitch crackin by beechnutberserkr February 24, 2010

cranking the birch tree 

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

cranking the birch tree by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009