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bitch blender

A bitch you does what other people do
Pascal you are a bitch blender - Nick Mason
bitch blender by Slagfest August 21, 2016
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blender bitch 

Hoes that are cut and chopped by real queens.
I feel so bad for that blender bitch. But then again she's trash.

Throw those BITCH’s in the blender 

When u don’t pull out on time and the girl got pregnant. Duh!
Throw those BITCH’s in the blender. Cause who cares.

Bitch Bender

n. one who possess the power to bend a bitch with their chi. this may only be done with the use of an element. the elements consist of the following: air, water, earth, and fire. very few humans are born with the power to bitch bend.
Air Bitch Bender will use his chi and his mind to levitate a female in the air 3 meters and perform downward dog.

Water Bitch Bender will have the power to propel the female skimming over the water in the missionary position, as if he was riding her like flipper.

Boris Bender Bitch Baby 

A common insult used for people who are often reffered to as Boris. Can be used interchangeably with Boris Bender Baby Man, Borisimo, and Boristle Moe.
Person A: Wow look at Boris over there throwing a tantrum because he was called cankle queen.
Person B: What a Boris Bender Bitch Baby.

Blunder Buss Bitch Blast 

An alternative name of King K. Rool's neutral B attack in the popular game {Super Smash Brothers Ultimate], as suggested by YouTuber MagikarpUsedFly. The original name was "Blunderbuss", but the change was made for comedic effect.
MagikarpUsedFly: You see, the Blunder Buss Bitch Blast is one of the greatest moves in the game. You shoot out the slowest projectile in the game, and still somehow manage to hit your opponent.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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