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biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
biscuit fist by ukahaylee September 19, 2016

biscuit fist

A biscuit fist is when you take your fist like a club and punch the temple area of someones head.
Joe biscuit fisted Steve after they got into a fight.

fisty biscuit 

The act of shoving your hand up another's anus and tickling their insides while yelling "fisty biscuit!"
"Dude, my girlfriend wanted me to fist her last night, so I gave her a fisty biscuit!"

"I shoved my hand up this kid's asshole, then pulled it out and called it a fisty biscuit"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026