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them british bitches

1.) can be used to describe a random person/group and or friends

2.) or someone you despise
1.) person 1: let's hit the road biscunts
1.) person 1: let's go say hi to those biscunts

2.) person 1: omg he is such a biscunt

person 2: ikr he needs to stfu
biscunts by fuckedupmarshmellow November 9, 2020
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ace biscuits 

A new way to say something is really great. (via Mr James May)
How do you like my new shirt?

It's really great! Ace Biscuits!
ace biscuits by VintageB May 24, 2016

Spitting Biscuits 

"Things were getting hot last night with my new girlfriend so I decided to go down on her...big mistake! She was totally spitting biscuits!!"
Spitting Biscuits by Owlcoholics August 6, 2014

Hill biscuits

The vilest, sickliest and cheapest contents of a Snufbag. Officially classed as food but should never be consumed by humans. Ethiopians have been known to turn their noses up at these foul creations, choosing starvation instead.
Mickus: What's in this week's Snufbag?

Mum: A bag of crisps and 18 packets of Hill biscuits.

Mickus: OK, throw me the crisps and shove the shit down the bog where it belongs.
Hill biscuits by Lumpbag April 26, 2009

Biscuits and stimulating conversation 

Commonly known from a Harry Potter fanfiction, Potter, this means doing the frick frack, or sex.
"I spent my Christmas having biscuits and stimulating conversation."

Flip your biscuits 

A version of "flip my biscuits" and "flipped her/his biscuits".

Meaning that someone may go crazy. Most commonly used to explain what someone else has caused to happen.
Ahh man, I know she was harsh in rejecting you, but don't flip your biscuits over it.
Flip your biscuits by Whatda October 28, 2010

Hill Biscuits

A cheap, shit brand of biscuits. They are vile and sweeter than sugar. These are loved by SNUF and so he buys Me and Mickus 20 packs each in every SNUF Bag every week. We hate em so we bog the bastards down the Asda toilets and shit on em. This will be the fate of every Hill Biscuit.
MONKUS: What's in this weeks SNUF Bags?

SWYTHEERBRIDGE: A bag of crisps and 20 packets of Hill Biscuits.

MONKUS: OK I'll eat the crisps now and we'll take the Hill's to Asda to bog em.
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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