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Biscuit Face

Somebody with a chunky yet fluffy face that doesn't give you your way.
I want to go out to eat so you can take it or leave it biscuit face.

Shut up biscuit face.
Biscuit Face by Silversesu March 21, 2012
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Biscuit Face

When you are pinging out of your mind on disco biscuits so hard that you just cant seem to stop chewing your face off.
Biscuit Face by Piznit April 9, 2011

biscuit face

A person whose face you just want to pound like a blob of gooey biscuit mix.
She called me a bitch, and I wanted to punch her just like the rest of her biscuit face friends.

Shut up before you become a biscuit face.
biscuit face by bebivens March 10, 2008

biscuit face

Man, Borstle is a real bicuit face!
biscuit face by valid December 11, 2003

face biscuit 

The physical act of defecating on another persons face.
There was a terrible misunderstanding when my granny asked for a face biscuit with her cup of tea.
face biscuit by Howardbrown July 22, 2019

biscut face

being k. borstelman
ugh k. borstelman is a biscutface
biscut face by poop November 16, 2003

split faced wisker biscuit 

n: A woman's vagina three days after shaving and showering.
Baby, your split faced wisker biscuit smells like a urinal full of roadkill.
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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