Birthday Hole

The female bumhole, anus, rectum, chocolate starfish, brown lips.
A very polite way to say you had Anal Sex

I met a girl last night, she let me slip it in the Birthday Hole.... that was a surprise.

When your wife surprises you with the great news that tonight is that one night a year you can stick it in her bumhole.

Birthday Hole by BuckT March 2, 2022

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birthday hole

The term of your anus when your spouse has a birthday.

“Maybe if your lucky on your birthday you can use my birthday hole”

birthday hole by Chief One Pump June 5, 2019

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Birthday Hole

When a female allows a man to put it in her arse but only upon his birthday.

She's waddling today, he must have used the birthday hole.

Birthday Hole by SparTow March 9, 2022

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birthdayhole

When someone has you do things for them on their birthday.

Johnny: "Tomorrow is my birthday, where are you taking me to eat?"

Dave: "With that attitude, you'll get the dollar menu! Birthdayhole!"

birthdayhole by RealEyeBrows July 21, 2016

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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