British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.
John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go
by Malice00000 June 8, 2017
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