Definitions by Malice00000

Gammon 

A racial slur against white people, typically used in Great Britain.

John: Check out that gammon!
Gordon: Slurs aren't cool, John

Gammon by Malice00000 August 24, 2020

birmingham goldfish 

British slang term for faeces, typically left in the toilet. This may remain because it refuses to flush (see: floater) or because the owner didn't flush the chain.

John: Ok, guys, there's a Birmingham goldfish in the toilet. Flush after yourself!
James: Sorry... I tried, but it wouldn't go

birmingham goldfish by Malice00000 June 8, 2017