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when someone calls out for you, but your so far away that it sounds like a bird.
i thought she birdted out my name, but when i got there she says she didnt call me in, so i guess it really was a bird.
birdted by TragicT October 24, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch
1: To catch a case or to be convicted of a crime.

2: To murder, shank, or jump
1: You heard? Terry got birded by the feds.

2: Fam, you got birded? By who? You good??
Birded by Mandem609 April 11, 2021
When you're trying to have a perfectly normal conversation but bird finds a way to make it about sex and kink
Man, yesterday we were talking about grocery stores and we got birded big time.

oh yeah? how so?

He ended up talking about his favorite sex shop
Birded by EpicFailDude May 3, 2022

Jebaited and birated 

A term used to describe the action of destroying someone, humiliating them in such style, but is more commonly used in video games.

Because of it's flow off the tongue, it is known to be very pleasurable to say.
NO FUCKING WAY BRO!
Keep crying bro you got jebaited and birated.

Jebaited and Birated 

The term for getting shit on so hard. Used in a variety of video games
He got shit on, jebaited and birated if you must
Jebaited and Birated by moistwhale September 6, 2021
Me: "Have you been smoking weed?"
You: "Naw, I'm birded though."
birded by Jennesis November 30, 2006
the act of becoming romantically involved with a bird (subjectively attractive woman). This can be in the acute (e.g. one-night-stand, flicking the bean on the dance floor at an ugly sweater party) or chronic (long term GF) sense.
Ernesto was widely regarded as a smooth operator with the ladies. The guy could get birded at a convent.

Felipe got heavily birded in his first year of college and has been madly in love with his soul-mate ever since
Birded by EADS1234 February 22, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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