1: To catch a case or to be convicted of a crime.

2: To murder, shank, or jump
1: You heard? Terry got birded by the feds.

2: Fam, you got birded? By who? You good??
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the act of becoming romantically involved with a bird (subjectively attractive woman). This can be in the acute (e.g. one-night-stand, flicking the bean on the dance floor at an ugly sweater party) or chronic (long term GF) sense.
Ernesto was widely regarded as a smooth operator with the ladies. The guy could get birded at a convent.

Felipe got heavily birded in his first year of college and has been madly in love with his soul-mate ever since
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Oy! Can I get a bird bird?
These birds are nice, but I could really use a bird bird.
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Version of the "Birds and the Bees" sex talk that parents give children. Previously taboo, more and more parents feel the need to educate their children on not just when a man loves a woman, but when a man loves a man, and a woman loves a woman.

The Birds and the Birds would be two lesbians, as bird is also a slang term in 60's Britain for a woman. Also, a bee, because of its stinger (typifying a penis), would be a gay man.

See also "The Bees and the Bees."
In today's modern society, it is important that your son know not only about "The Birds and the Bees," but also about "The Birds and the Birds."
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Generally a girl or young woman who comes across as vain, ditzy, stupid or useless.
Quit talking about your hair, you dumb bird.
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Birds are a myth made by the government to spy on us with drones
"Hey have y'all heard of this thing called dodge coi-"
"Fucking shut up there's birds over there!"
"So?"
"There drones! They're in the fucking trees man!
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