Birded 

1: To catch a case or to be convicted of a crime.

2: To murder, shank, or jump

1: You heard? Terry got birded by the feds.

2: Fam, you got birded? By who? You good??

Birded by Mandem609 April 11, 2021

Birded 

When you're trying to have a perfectly normal conversation but bird finds a way to make it about sex and kink

Man, yesterday we were talking about grocery stores and we got birded big time.

oh yeah? how so?

He ended up talking about his favorite sex shop

Birded by EpicFailDude May 3, 2022

birded 

to be high off cocaine

Me: "Have you been smoking weed?"
You: "Naw, I'm birded though."

birded by Jennesis November 30, 2006

Birded 

the act of becoming romantically involved with a bird (subjectively attractive woman). This can be in the acute (e.g. one-night-stand, flicking the bean on the dance floor at an ugly sweater party) or chronic (long term GF) sense.

Ernesto was widely regarded as a smooth operator with the ladies. The guy could get birded at a convent.

Felipe got heavily birded in his first year of college and has been madly in love with his soul-mate ever since

Birded by EADS1234 February 22, 2011

birded 

extremely intoxicated

Bro I'm so birded right now.

birded by J._.G January 19, 2022

Mama birded 

When you get a blow job but the girl comes up and throws up to feed your baby dick

Matt Brunell got mama birded by angel

Mama birded by Bagels 8V8 January 20, 2017

baby birded 

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten

"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"

baby birded by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019