Birded

1: To catch a case or to be convicted of a crime.

2: To murder, shank, or jump

1: You heard? Terry got birded by the feds.

2: Fam, you got birded? By who? You good??

by Mandem609 April 11, 2021

Birded

When you're trying to have a perfectly normal conversation but bird finds a way to make it about sex and kink

Man, yesterday we were talking about grocery stores and we got birded big time.

oh yeah? how so?

He ended up talking about his favorite sex shop

by EpicFailDude May 3, 2022

Birded

the act of becoming romantically involved with a bird (subjectively attractive woman). This can be in the acute (e.g. one-night-stand, flicking the bean on the dance floor at an ugly sweater party) or chronic (long term GF) sense.

Ernesto was widely regarded as a smooth operator with the ladies. The guy could get birded at a convent.

Felipe got heavily birded in his first year of college and has been madly in love with his soul-mate ever since

by EADS1234 February 22, 2011

for the birds

something that sucks, or is whack

I hate homework, yo. Homework is for the birds

by JC the Hustla January 10, 2006

bird

Generally a girl or young woman who comes across as vain, ditzy, stupid or useless.

Quit talking about your hair, you dumb bird.

by KJ October 3, 2003

bird

British slang meaning girl. Like the American chick.

Man: I was talkin to that bird just the other day.

by Ja Jackson July 23, 2008

bird

A brick of cocaine, slang used to hide the true meaning of your intentions

""13 5 ima let my birds fly."

by infamous dub September 19, 2016