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Working a Bird 

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift
"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

birdworming 

When a female performs fellatio on an extremely intoxicated male whose lower unit can no longer stand at attention (a condition commonly referred to as "whiskey dick") such that the female resembles a bird attempting to pull a worm out of the ground. Commonly, the male will exclaim "I swear this never happens", but both parties know that is patently false.
"Hey, did you take Sheila home and give her a proper rogering last night?"

"Ah fuck. I was so whiskey dicked that she ended up just birdworming me for an hour. I changed course and decided to stick a finger in her butt, then she freaked out and I just rolled over and passed out."
birdworming by tumbleweaves July 25, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016