bird worming

shagging the missus

"are u coming out tonight?" .. "na, im stayin in, bird worming"

bird worming by me joooleee February 25, 2012

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Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift

"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

Working a Bird by Mrlightningfast June 25, 2018

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birdworming

When a female performs fellatio on an extremely intoxicated male whose lower unit can no longer stand at attention (a condition commonly referred to as "whiskey dick") such that the female resembles a bird attempting to pull a worm out of the ground. Commonly, the male will exclaim "I swear this never happens", but both parties know that is patently false.

"Hey, did you take Sheila home and give her a proper rogering last night?"

"Ah fuck. I was so whiskey dicked that she ended up just birdworming me for an hour. I changed course and decided to stick a finger in her butt, then she freaked out and I just rolled over and passed out."

birdworming by tumbleweaves July 25, 2019

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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