When a female performs fellatio on an extremely intoxicated male whose lower unit can no longer stand at attention (a condition commonly referred to as "whiskey dick") such that the female resembles a bird attempting to pull a worm out of the ground. Commonly, the male will exclaim "I swear this never happens", but both parties know that is patently false.
"Hey, did you take Sheila home and give her a proper rogering last night?"
"Ah fuck. I was so whiskey dicked that she ended up just birdworming me for an hour. I changed course and decided to stick a finger in her butt, then she freaked out and I just rolled over and passed out."
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.