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bird hours 

When a guy only hits you up to "hangout" between the hours of 11pm-3am, usually only for sex.
"I will only hangout with that slut Jessica during bird hours because I don't want to be seen with her."
Urban Dictionary Merch

the rolling birdhouse 

a sexual act where the mn shoves both of his feet up his own anus and the female chews his genitals.
elroy is the best at the rolling birdhouse

Birmingham Birdhouse 

Having anal sex after placing your shaved pubes on a girl's ass resulting in a bird's nest in her ass
After shaving his pubes in the shower, Sean collected them and asked his girl if she wanted a Birmingham Birdhouse.
Birmingham Birdhouse by Go low April 26, 2017

The Dirty Birdhouse 

Definition:
The Dirty Birdhouse-
When the man stuffs his asshole with cut up wheat stalks while stirring up a nice liquid shit. Then, the man will release his liquid shit and wheat strait into the woman's mouth. Following the explosion the man will facefuck the the woman. This my friends is The Dirty Birdhouse.
Used in a sentence:
No amount of toothpaste and mouthwash or combination of both can un-do The Dirty Birdhouse.

Your moms breath smells like a dirty birdhouse.
The Dirty Birdhouse by Jarrellm13 February 22, 2014

Crunchy Ass Birdhouses 

When your friends are being some crunchy ass birdhouses
"you guys are some crunchy ass birdhouses"

Get out of my birdhouse 

A phrase used to express dominance over another individual after having totally beaten said opponent. invented by the great celtics basket ball player Larry Bird.
**Larry makes an amazing shot**
Fans- GET OUT OF MY BIRDHOUSE!!

birdhousing 

an activity in san francisco where a group of drunken males (gaysians) run around pulling the fire alarms inside the red bird houses found almost on every street corner.
We went birdhousing last night and it was fucking crazy, we had to hide in an alley as the fire truck drove by.

Dude we can't go around birdhousing anymore we're gonna get arrested.
birdhousing by heatxsink September 24, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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