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biomedical engineering 

A major or field of study that sucks the life out of its participants. Since it is strongly related to medicine, a lot of undergraduates study BME as pre-med students. However, they quickly learn that after classes such as 'Analysis of Biosignals and Systems' and 'Instrumentation Lab', biomedical engineering is not worth the lack of life it creates.
Well, I was studying biomedical engineering. Then our entire class failed Biosignals even though the curve was around 30%, so I switched to Business.

Biomedical Engineer 

One who has such substantial skills in both medicine and engineering that they can dare to combine them to form an entirely new type of profession. They deal with any device applied in the medical world and work on advancing technologies such as tissue engineering (the growing of artificial human tissue for implantation on other humans.)Basically, heroes in the modern world.
"Did you see that biomedical engineer? Hes got to be the sexiest godlike figure of our time."
Biomedical Engineer by Nippon August 30, 2008

Biomedical Engineer 

One who has such substantial skills in both medicine and engineering that they can dare to combine them to form an entirely new type of profession. They deal with any device applied in the medical world and work on advancing technologies such as tissue engineering (the growing of artificial human tissue for implantation on other humans.)Basically, heroes in the modern world.
"Did you see that biomedical engineer? Hes got to be the sexiest godlike figure of our time."
Biomedical Engineer by nippon September 18, 2006

Biomechanical Augmentations 

Cybernetic and/or Nanotech enhancements to the human body which provide either increased functionality of current abilities or entirely new capabilities.
His biomechanical augmentations allowed him to see in the dark and jump 30 feet into the air!

Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome? 

Does a bear shit in the woods?
student: Are we going to have a pop quiz today?
science teacher: Does Ursus Horribilis defecate in a deciduous forest biome?
student: WTF?

Biomerge 

1. The Process through which a digimon Synthesizes Proteins to take on a physical form in the Human World. In the original Version of the Digimon Anime this was known as being "Realized."

2. The Process through which a human and a Digimon become one Digimon (a Mega Level). In the original Version of the Digimon Anime this was known as "Matrix Evolution."
1. The Wildones have just Biomerged!

2. Guilmon Biomerge to... Gallantmon!
Biomerge by Digimon4ever July 1, 2005