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The greatest gentleman of all time. Known for his cheeky and elegant mannerisms, he is a wizard in the world of charm, and a darn good one too! His physiques unmatched and one could only dream of being even 2% as good as him at anything he does
Guy 1-Yeah he's cool but he's got nothing on bimpus
Guy 2-shut the fuck up, who even is bimpus. All you do is talk about them. You bring him up one more time and I'll break all of your dogs limbs
Bimpus by Gilbert Whittlespoone November 27, 2021
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a complete idiot
George Bush is a bimpus
Bimpus by ZappaFusion October 3, 2003
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a top b who loves a piss up
you wanna get bimpus tonight eleanor?

im bimpus
bimpus by bimpus November 29, 2022
The goat dudes name in narnia
Whats the goat dudes name in Narnia? Its like Bimgus or something
bimgus by Stinky Toe October 12, 2020
When you see or hear something that has no logic.
Thats a big fucking bimgus
Bimgus by iravill November 10, 2020
This goat dudes name in narnia
Whats the goat dudes name in narnia? Its like Bimgus or something
bimgus by Stinky Toe October 12, 2020

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! 

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.
Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!