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BAMPED
"Man, when I'm stuck I always ask myself WWJD - What Would Jesus Do?"
"Yo, FTS man - Fuck That Shit. BAMPED!"
"Yo, FTS man - Fuck That Shit. BAMPED!"
BAMPED by Marley Davidson September 24, 2019
Bipper Booty
an extremely dangerous but fun drug, typically sniffed or injected into a vein. it was originally found in the mexican mountains, the drug is now commonly found in the back alleys of the united states.
Bipper Booty by chubbojimmy September 7, 2020
Belly Bumper
A belly bumper is a person who is unmotivated, lazy and/or lacks any sense of completion. A person who possesses this type of behavior can partake in said belly bumping activities.
A belly bump is also the clear act of two belly bumpers uniting!
A belly bump is also the clear act of two belly bumpers uniting!
That guy just belly bumped his way through work today!
Did you see those guys have an old fashioned belly bump.
He’s nothing but a belly bumper.
Did you see those guys have an old fashioned belly bump.
He’s nothing but a belly bumper.
Belly Bumper by Mowing Money January 3, 2020
Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack
The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018
bumper bitch
A bumper bitch is the stupid ass mother fucker who gets in the smallest fender bender accident ever on the busiest street in existence, yet proceeds to leave the vehicle parked in the middle of the goddamn road in complete ignorance or in hopes of several thousand cars behind him slamming on their brakes trying to avoid a catastrophic pile-up.
I just got out of the ICU having broken my neck from rolling my mother fucking car while trying to avoid the goddamn bumper bitch hanging out in the middle of the freeway. Next time I see a bumper bitch, I'll slap that fucker's face from my driver's seat as he stares at me in bewilderment with his head through my windshield.
bumper bitch by Mad Mick! May 30, 2016
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026